Transcripción (en)

Every morning after I wake up, I send out my GDPR notices. I commute exclusively by bike with the GDPR compliant app, which doesn't work on Tuesdays to offset data center emissions. All our employees get three hours of lunch break. 67 vacation days. Our 3G towers are the best ones in the world. This is our biggest data center. Europe's biggest chip factory. We just raised 4.7 thousand euros. The other portfolio is the vineyard. We like to go to tech conferences to see what technology the US is building. And then we ban the technology immediately. Me and my co-founder who's on 36 months of fraternity leave. Our national pastime fighting for labor loss. The end all, baby! We have access to frontier technologies, 5 kilobyte transformer models that fit on three floppy disks.