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Yeah, how do you not see that she's a spy? Look, guys, maybe I do. Maybe I've known all along. I will tell you that if I do go and visit China, I will say this, right? It will probably be for a good period of time, maybe like at least over a week, probably two weeks we'll spend there. and if I do that we're probably going to split the streams into two different categories where it's going to be streams where I go out and do stuff and then I'll be doing short desktop streams the same as I do here right so we don't know not a bad call yeah and I'm not sure I'm not sure whether this is going to happen or not but buy a mouse suit please it would be really funny if they got me, you know, another one of those suits, right? It would be very, very funny. But, I don't know, IRL could be dangerous? No. I'm gonna be real. I would feel infinitely safer doing IRL in China than I would feel about doing IRL in America, and it's not even remotely close. Like, I, like, infinite, like, I would feel safer doing IRL in Moscow I would feel safer doing IRL in I gonna say it people might not want to hear this in Pyongyang in North Korea because honestly if Kim going to kill me Kim going to kill me But nobody else would in there Right. Nobody else would give a shit. It'd really just be him. And if it's not him, I'm fine. So other than that, I'd be OK doing it in Dubai. Let me think. In Europe, I don't know if I'd feel comfortable doing that in Europe at all. I'd feel comfortable doing IRL in El Salvador. I'd feel comfortable doing IRL in Japan. I'd feel comfortable doing IRL in Korea. Poland, China's only safe. You're connected with the CCP. Everybody else is a coin flip. Really? Okay. Well, I'll have to keep that in mind. Right. But anyway, I'm not going to say this is going to happen or not. What I will say is that I will, I am going to get a passport. I am going to get a passport. I'm probably going to do it maybe either i'm gonna do it this month i'm gonna do it this month so i can get it done and you can do an expedited passport pretty fast it's not that big of a deal and so then you know i can do i i can do whatever i want right and so we'll see what's going to happen that's not true you're completely safe as a foreigner in china no question well all i'm saying is that i would have no reservations about it imagine if chinese generally has one more i mean again i a lot of people in China like agree with the way I think about things right Time to check in with her handlers chinese love asmongold because he honest and down to earth not to mention their shared love of world warcraft zach about to be a chinese celebrity i don look guys i think that's a little bit too much right that explains that's not that's not what's happening um anyway uh did you dare give her a thumbs up for the god dude who you gotta be mean to her man come on it could take two or three months just reading my passport i i i i talked to somebody about the situation so it should be all right you'd be the tallest person in china no like yaoming right that guy's like fucking seven feet tall there's no way so i don't know about that they love wow in china they do and it'll be like you know what like if if i did visit at the end of the year right like it would be actually fucking it would be like during wow forever that would actually be dude that would be fucking crazy can you imagine that oh my god like i you know what i would do probably like trip is so planned already i'm not saying that man i yeah i don't know and uh peak cinema yeah i gotta visit tony from lc signs the thing is that if i ever did go take her to china i would tell her that there is one there is why i can never go below zero social credit ever again just imagine all the weird things you would eat I wouldn eat anything weird I hate I I they eat everything over there It's fucking disgusting. It's fucking disgusting, guys. I'm sorry, but you need to leave the, leave the worms alone. Leave the, leave these little octopus things alone. Like leave, what do you mean you're going to eat this animal? Like we, what the fuck? Like, no, leave it alone. they just fucking eat all kinds of shit man yeah the beetles you're gonna eat a leave the beetle alone what the fuck's wrong with you nah man i'm not about that efficiency yeah leave cows alone then no the cows god put cows on earth for me to eat them like look at a cow it's like walking food it's literally a walking food machine it's like a vending machine they've literally have the udders for a vending machine. Like they're made that way. Meanwhile, a worm, it's not even, it's in the ground. The hell is wrong with you? To try a horse? Would I eat a horse? I'm going to give you guys something that you might not want to hear. I'd eat a cat. I'd eat a dog. I'd eat a horse. I'd eat a duck. I'd eat a swan. I'd eat a rabbit. I'd eat. I would eat any animal. If it tasted good. Any animal.