i'll go first. i watched a man argue with a self checkout machine for four full minutes like it owed him money. "i know what i scanned, deborah." her name was not deborah. i think about it weekly. your turn. and yes, laughing at your own story counts, we've all done it
no writers room alive can compete with six people who have known each other too long and one screenshot taken at the worst possible moment. sitcoms have laugh tracks. the group chat has evidence. change my mind
every sitcom has that one coworker who does zero work, causes a disaster every episode, and somehow gets promoted. in real life that person is in a meeting with HR by friday. who's your pick for fastest firing in sitcom history?